Got caught doing a POV wee in the woods late at night

I'm a little bit lost. I'm not lost. I'm walking through the woods to get to town and oh god

I'm drinking too much coffee today and I really need a wee and I've got to find somewhere

to park my dog whilst I... oh jeez, I'm trying not to blind myself.

Right, okay. Hey bird, you're just going to wait here for a minute and I'm going to find

somewhere to wee. Find a tree.